Mounting Casualties
‘OLD Mr Anorak has asked us to release the following statement.
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Newspaper reports in this mornings newspapers linking me with Kimberly Quinn are quite vile, he says.
I am a happily married man and I am consulting my lawyers over these untrue and deeply upsetting allegations.
Oh, okay, so I did sleep with her, but only occasionally and only in a couple of different positions and always with the light out.
Kimberly Quinn is fast turning into a marginally less deadly version of Harold Shipman the number of old men who have become her victims grows by the day.
While this mornings Mail asks So was there a fourth man?, the Star claims to have uncovered a fourth and fifth.
One mystery man is said to be a well-known and highly respected married politician, the other a famous figure in TV news broadcasting.
And a sixth a wealthy property tycoon was said to have had difficulty escaping her attentions.
This prompts the Star to follow Anoraks lead and publish a car sticker for its readers, Honk if you HAVENT slept with Blunkos slapper.
It promises to be a quiet day on Britains roads…’
Posted: 21st, December 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
