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Sex Change

by | 22nd, December 2004

‘IF it wasn’t for the fact that today’s Page 3 girl, 22-year-old Nikkala from Middlesex, is wearing nothing above the waist, we might have mistaken her for a man.

David Beckham

That is not meant as an insult to young Nikkala, who is as pert and as perky as a woman should be.

But such is the blurring of traditional distinctions between men and women that it’s sometimes hard to tell the difference these days.

And it’s going to become even harder over the course of the next decade, says the Express, as men become more “feminised” and women become more masculine.

A report by consumer analysts Datamonitor predicts that men will take on an increasingly active role in parenting, increase their interest in fashion and develop their own beauty regimes (including having plastic surgery).

At the same time, women will spend more time at work or college rather than staying at home and will soon be drinking their male colleagues under the table.

As evidence of this trend, this morning’s Sun reports that actress Kelly Brook recently enjoyed a girls’ night out in Stringfellows ogling female lap-dancers.

Club boss (and amateur sociologist) Peter Stringfellow says this is quite normal.

“All beautiful women are fascinated by other beauties because they can relate to each other and relax and chat,” he says. “Kelly and the girls got on really well.”

One woman who won’t be spending this Christmas ogling other women’s breasts, however, is Victoria Beckham.

The Mail says the fashion world’s latest recruit has banned cleavages at tomorrow night’s christening of sons Brooklyn and Romeo.

However, the insistence on “modest attire” is apparently not motivated by religion but by the fact that pregnant Victoria is feeling insecure about her body.

“The last thing she would want is some of her more glamorous friends appearing dolled up to the nines,” a guest explains.

“It is her big event and she wants to be the star of the show. She doesn’t want to be made to feel uncomfortably drab compared to people like Elizabeth Hurley or even Wayne Rooney’s girlfriend Coleen.”

After all, if she wants to see a bunch of tits, she can go to Stringfellows – or just look around at the other guests in the room…’

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