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From Brad To Worse

by | 23rd, December 2004

‘THOSE folks at the National Enquirer are nothing if not thorough – and, when they suspect a celebrity couple are growing apart, they want to know how far.

Splitometer reading: 0

That is why they have fitted both Brad Pitt and his wife Jennifer Aniston with a GPS system to keep track of the distance between them at all times.

And that is how they can tell us that when Jen was partying in London recently, she was precisely 5,458 miles away from her husband.

You don’t need a Hollywood relationship expert to tell you that that is way over the recommended maximum of 2,750 miles and puts the Pitts right in divorce territory.

Not content with that devastating evidence, however, the Enquirer has once again been employing its wristwatch to good effect and can inform us that, while in London, Jen was out partying one night until 5am.

That, of course, is GMT and equates only to midnight in New York and 9pm in Los Angeles – but it’s enough to raise an eyebrow or two at the Enquirer.

As we reported two weeks ago, the Enquirer only recently spotted Jen out and about past 11pm in Los Angeles, thus fuelling rumours about the state of her marriage.

So what was the ex-Friends star up to in Blighty?

Again the Enquirer is on the case and can tell us that on one night out she ‘drank four glasses of champagne and was downing the energy drink Red Bull’.

Meanwhile, we are told, 5,458 miles away Brad was ‘crying his heart out’ to Diane Sawyer on a Primetime Live interview to promote his new film Ocean’s Twelve.

When asked where he saw himself in three years’ time, he replied: ‘God, I’m going to say it: kids. Family. I’m thinking family. I got family on my mind.’

And this is yet more evidence, in the Enquirer’s mind, that all is not well with Hollywood’s golden couple.

While Brad, 40, has not hidden his desire to have kids, it says, ‘Jen, 35, hasn’t been so gung-ho about creating a gaggle of tiny Brads’.

Which is strange because it wasn’t so long ago that we were reading that the marriage was in trouble because Jen was so desperate to have kids.

In the Enquirer…’

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