Mark Of Failure

‘GIVEN the history of Mark Durden-Smith’s career to date, we already fear for his latest adventure – his marriage.

‘I will RI:SE again’

Mark’s CV includes the fact that he is Judith Chalmers’s son and has hosted such forgettable TV tripe as RI:SE, Surprise Wedding, Design Wars and Drop The Celebrity.

He is also known to the literally tens of people who watch ITV2 as the behind-the-scenes face of the reality TV shows Hell’s Kitchen and I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

If his track record is anything to go by, Mark’s marriage to Rachel Morse will last ten weeks, after which time he will be voted off.

He will then tell us all about it via the tabloid press before recording a duet with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, which will lead to a passionless on-screen affair between the pair and, ultimately, an appearance on RI:SE reunited.

Wish him well…’

Posted: 23rd, December 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink