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by | 10th, January 2005

‘WANNA lose some weight? Then best lose your liberty first.

Martha denies she is receiving special treatment

Yes, folks, the best place to shed those pounds is in the state penitentiary, where the only things frying are the most feared villains and the meat comes as grilled as your cell window.

And don’t just take our word for it. No less a person than Martha Stewart just swears by the prison regime that has seen her shed 15 lbs in the space of a few months.

But what’s this? Put that gun down, don’t file that fraudulent tax return form, say ”no” to dealing those drugs, because Martha will share her secrets with you in her TV show.

The new programme, which will be released just as soon as Martha is, will feature a live audience, a few celebrity guests and top tips on how to live the Martha Stewart dream.

And if you can’t wait for that, go ahead and mug that little old lady. Your family might disown you, but you’ll look a whole lot thinner in your prison issue denim…’

Posted: 10th, January 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink