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‘WOW! What a fascinating crew our eight housemates on Celebrity Big Brother are!
| ”Does this count as a lesbian experience?” |
Jeremy Edwards, known only as the man who would be and then wouldnt be Mr Rachel Stevens, sensationally confessed during a game of Spin The Bottle that he would like to have a threesome with Angelina Jolie and Pamela Anderson.
Kenzie, part of the YTS scheme that was Blazin Squad, then rocked the house to its very foundations with his revelation that he wants to have a threesome with two Page 3 girls.
And model Caprice applied the coup de grace with her admission that she has thought about having a lesbian experience but never has done.
You could hardly shock us more if you told us that Germaine Greer sleeps in the nude or that John McCririck is angling to become the new face of Diet Coke.
The one thing that comes through loud and clear from programmes like Celebrity Big Brother and Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! is just how unimaginative, uninspiring and unintelligent the contestants are.
And they dont come much more unimaginative, uninspiring and unintelligent than Lord Brocket, insurance fraudster, grinning toff and now host of a new Saturday night gameshow, called wait for it – Scream If you Want To Get Off.
In it, members of the public camp out in the South African bush, where they undertake a series of tough challenges involving creepy-crawlies and other native wildlife.
We wonder how on earth they came up with that idea ’
Posted: 10th, January 2005 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
