Chair Today, Gone Tomorrow

‘HE’S a pint-sized singer who appeared on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! to try to revive his stalled music career. She’s got big tits.

Emma DD

It could only be Pe…er…Brian Harvey and Emma B.

How anyone could compare the former East 17 singer and his busty model girlfriend with Peter Andre and Jordan is way beyond us.

And it’s beyond Brian and Emma too.

”Obviously they’re together and in love,” Emma tells OK! when it dares suggest a similarity, ”but we’re different.

”We met in private circumstances and we’re generally more private. We like to do stuff on our own without making a big show of it.”

And what could more private than lounging around their luxury Buckinghamshire mansion with only an OK! photographer for company?

But – alas! – there is trouble in celebrity paradise. Brian, it seems, is skint…and ”I’ve got not problem admitting it to people”.

The record contract that Brian hoped would follow his appearance in the Australian jungle hasn’t materialised.

And nor did the hoped-for role as a munchkin in a remake of the Wizard Of Oz.

Indeed, so down on his luck is Brian that this must be the first time where OK! has supplied not only the clothes for the photo shoot but the furniture as well.

Now, we know you’ve all probably given everything you have to give to the Asian tsunami appeal but, if you do have got any old tables or chairs or beds lying around, please spare a thought for this down-on-his-luck popstar.

Donations should be sent to the Brian Harvey Appeal at the usual address.’

Posted: 12th, January 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink