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Hal’s About That!

by | 14th, January 2005

‘M‘LUDS, lay-dees and gentleman, all please be upstanding for His Highness Prince Harry of Cherry Burn, quick change artist extraordinaire.

Special thanks to Princess Michael of Kent for the use of her father’s wardrobe

Prepare to be amazed, astounded and aghast as the young, ginger royal changes before your very eyes.

You’ve seen him in the British Army uniform. You’ve looked on in awe as he retuned to his heritage with a German Swastika on his arms. You’ve seen him attack a photographer while dressed in jeans and jumper.

Now look into the pages of Hello! and see Harry in a football kit, the top of which is deigned to remember the union flag of this fair land.

And then – Poof! – he is gone. Where will this real-life Mr Benn go next? What outfit will we see him in?

Will it be the Taliban’s demented chef’s hat and burkah? The simple monochrome suit of the Khmer Rouge, with optional garden hoe?

Or what about the grand outfit of a pogrom-loving Cossack?

All are possible with this talented, artistic cove. Look on and wonder…’



Posted: 14th, January 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink