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‘WHEN Big Brother art student Shell Jubin posed for the Sun’s Page 3 as part of her drive to bring art to the masses, she declared it a ”once-in-a-lifetime” opportunity.

Buried in her books

”The celebrity lifestyle isn’t for me,” the 23-year-old declared last August. ”I’m returning to university as a postgraduate and will be buried back in my art books.”

And so she did, reappearing only occasionally to share her thoughts on art (and her nubbins) with readers of magazines with names like Ice, Front, Wow, Tits etc.

And the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that was her appearance on Page 3 appears not to have been such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity after all.

As part (no doubt) of her post-graduate thesis at Glasgow University, this morning Shell is back and ”leaving little to the imagination as she poses in sexy undies and a diamante choker”.

And judging by her performance we would say it’s only a matter of time before it is Dr Shell Jubin who is showing us her nubbins…’

Posted: 25th, January 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink