The Road To Hell

‘YOU won’t find Stan Collymore’s ex Kirsty Gallacher agreeing to appear on TV naked, not even for the chance to work alongside Keith Chegwin.

Kisrty concentrates on her TV work

The Queen’s favourite TV presenter may host a motley assortment of video clips from a nudist camp in the guise of hilarious home movies, but she herself remains fully clothed throughout.

True, she may have posed for the odd lad’s magazine in her younger years wearing little more than a lopsided smile, but those days are firmly behind her.

She said so herself, suggesting recently that ”it’s time to put the glamour stuff to one side for a while and focus on my television work”.

After all, there’s only so long you can sit around in your underwear complaining about the size of your breasts.

Or is there? You know what they say, you can take the girl out of her clothes but, er, you can’t get her to put them back on again.

And quicker than you can say ”Big Brother’s Shell is back on Page 3”, Kirsty has stripped off again and is showing us her undies.

Or rather Debenhams’ undies – as the 29-year-old host of Kirsty’s Home Videos was yesterday unveiled as the department store’s latest underwear model.

And needless to say she’s soon back on her favourite topic, telling the Star that she would like to shrink her famous bust.

”I would love to have smaller breasts,” she says. ”I always have to wear a bra and occasionally it would be nice not to.”

Like for, say, a photoshoot for Tits! magazine.’

Posted: 27th, January 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink