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Be Lucky

by | 1st, February 2005

‘DEPRIVED of the inside scoop on Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, we turn now to the other front-page feature highlighted by OK! – Kerry McPadding’s take on failed Hollywood marriages.

Unlucky Kerry has trouble picking a winner

“KERRY EXCLUSIVE,” promises OK! “MY BLUNT ADVICE TO JENNIFER ANISTON.”

And, boy, is this ever some blunt advice, it being about as sharp as…well, as Kerry.

In case any of you readers have just split with your beloved and are seeking solace and reassurance in trying times, we now give you Kerry’s advice in full, pulling no punches as we go.

“I sympathise with her,” says Kerry. She then adds: “I find the whole situation quite sad and I don’t really know what else to say.”

But what then of the advertised advice?

Kerry might not have clue what else to say, but luckily for us it doesn’t stop her saying it anyhow. And here it is.

“I just feel quite sorry for her – I’ve been there and I think her marriage to Brad coming to an end has been a bit of a shock for her,” says Kerry.

And now for her final, final word on the matter. “I wish her all the good luck in the world.”

And there in a nutshell is the advice. And it is to “be lucky”. And as an addendum to it, we say, if you can’t be lucky, be blonde…’



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