Spearmint Gerbil

‘AS we’ve seen, if you want to hang out with the in crowd, you need to get down to your local strip club.

Another day, another wedding

Forget the swanky new eatery in town or the ski chalet high in the Aspen hills – if you want to frot celebrity flesh you need a G-string and name like Portia or Armani.

Inside the club, you will see the likes of Christian Slater and his wife, Ben Affleck and – if you were desperate and lonely in Las Vegas recently – Britney Spears’ latest husband, Kevin Federline.

The gerbil is reported to have been in sin city with friends, staying at a VIP suite at the Hard Rock Hotels & Casino, dining at the Pink Taco and having his back shaved in the Spearmint Rhino lap dance club.

”Kevin had several lap dances,” says an insider. ”But they didn’t get out of line.”

He resisted temptation. As too did Britney, who, when she turned up in town to link up with her husband, managed to do so without getting married…’

Posted: 7th, February 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink