Back In The Saddle
‘ITS time to shut the casket lid on the past, wheel it up the M1 and bury it on a small isolated island to the strains of Elton Johns Greatest Hits.
| Odds on it goes the distance |
Let us move on and dare to look forward to the wedding of one Charles Windsor and his beloved fiancée, Camilla Parker Bowles.
In readiness for the couples first night of matrimony, the Mail publishes Camilla Confidential, a continuation of the papers provocative series on just what links the heir to the throne and his mistress.
And in a word it is passion. We do not want to go into details, but just know how the headline to this piece runs: Red-blooded. Athletic. Sexual. No wonder Charles preferred Camilla to the neurotic and bulimic Diana.
Its clear you cannot judge a woman by appearance alone. And while men of a certain age look anew on Camillas fetlocks and withers, the Sun gets wind of another wedding.
Coronation Streets Deirdre, the siren of the soaps will marry her Ken on…April 8 the same date as Charles and Camillas big day!
Which prompts the Sun to compare the two dos. It hangs up Camillas long evening gown of a wedding outfit alongside Deirdres Dorothy Perkinss creation.
The paper appraises the Queen Mothers £500,000 engagement ring that now sits on Camillas finger and then squints at Deirdres H Samuels sparkler.
Leaving us to look forward to those honeymoon videos of Deirdre and Ken asleep in matching Peter Storm all-weather pyjamas while Charles and Camilla enact a passable impression of Lester Piggott riding his mount to victory in the 1983 Epsom Derby…’
Posted: 15th, February 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
