Anorak News | Tooth Ache

Tooth Ache

by | 27th, February 2005

‘THERE are some images that strike fear into all of our hearts – Jessie Wallace in a Superman costume, Vanessa Feltz playing Naked Twister, Eamonn Holmes in Speedos…

Fright night

But there are some that are particular to us and it is time for us here at Anorak to confess that we have a morbid fear of Nikki Sanderson’s mouth.

Unfortunately, OK! is only too keen to exploit this terror of ours by regularly featuring the Coronation Street actress in its glossy pages.

Here she is, for instance, this week at the opening of an ‘ultra-trendy’ club night at Manchester’s Babygrand, at which her boyfriend was on the decks.

And here – the horror, the horror – is her mouth. Or more specifically her smile – all those white teeth struggling desperately to contain something unspeakable within.

What is she hiding? What is it inside her mouth that she is so keen to keep locked up?

Does she have a tongue made from Jamie Oliver’s off-cuts? Has she borrowed Dick Emery’s old dentures?

Or is some alien about to burst out from behind those dazzling ivories and wreak death and destruction on us all?

It keeps us awake at night, we’re telling you…’

Posted: 27th, February 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink