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Off His Face

by | 10th, March 2005

‘NEWS now to make us lament the age in which we live.


Back in the days before Simon Cowell was music’s kingmaker, pop stars lived a life we mortals could only envy.

They had the groupies, the drugs, the booze and the ability to behave like boorish thugs and be adored for it.

But that was then, and today we read in the Sun that the death knell has been sounded for rock music.

The Sun tells us that Ozzy Osbourne, the so-called Prince of Darkness, has had a facelift.

That might not be a ponytail hanging behind Ozzy’s addled head, but his pre-op eyebrows and sideburns bunched together and tethered with a hair bubble.

Ozzy had insisted he had lost his gaunt appearance by opting for a cleaner lifestyle and giving up the drink and drugs.

“I’ve had a face job and a new nose. It boosted my confidence no end,” says Ozzie, through a hole above what may or may not be his neck…’

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