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by | 15th, March 2005

‘LOVER, waxer, clotheshorse, hair-dyer, ball juggler, texter, father – David Beckham is from the sips of his pedicured toes to the end of his tinted hair the modern man.

”C U after class”

Many want to be just like Becks, and thanks to his new soccer schools, we can.

The Mirror says that yesterday, England’s captain launched his own football academy, located next to the ill-fated Millennium Dome in South East London.

“This is a dream come true for me,” says Day-vid. “I want kids to learn but the most important thing is that they have the wow factor. It’s about kids having fun and somewhere to escape to.”

And, naturally, learning what it takes to be a top footballer.

So look out for modules in cheating, diving, spit-roasting, effing and blinding, petulance, having an affair, endorsing junk food, drink-driving…’

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