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A Shabby Affair

by | 16th, March 2005

‘MORE Royal news now as the Mirror shines a light into the dark and gloomy room where Prince Charles is to marry his Camilla.

Get a room!

“It has a sticky, spotty brown carpet,” notes the paper, “scraped paintwork and electrical fittings in clear view.”

We note the presence of a few tatty wall hangings, a portrait of Queen Victoria on the beige walls and a large bronze chandelier handing from the centre of the ceiling.

“FIT FOR A KING?” asks the paper. But before we can reply, the Express chips in.

The paper says the whole place is “shabby”, which, to our minds, makes it entirely suited to this wedding.

Compiled by Paul Sorene’

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