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Chest Amazing

by | 18th, March 2005

‘ROLL over silicone; there’s a new way to get breasts looking plumper than a Bernard Matthews turkey.

Just put your lips together and blow

The Times says that Japanese women looking for a fuller figure are chomping on masses of Bust-Up gum.

This rose-favoured gum not only lifts those busts, but, as the story goes, when chewed up to four times a day, will reduce stress, combat ageing and make your breath smell better.

It sounds just terrific. But, sadly, it’s not yet available in Blighty.

However, women here can perform a similar trick with the aid of a massive back of bubble gum, no little puff and a roomy, non-stick bra…

Paul Sorene is the Anorak’

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