Chest Amazing
‘ROLL over silicone; theres a new way to get breasts looking plumper than a Bernard Matthews turkey.
| Just put your lips together and blow |
The Times says that Japanese women looking for a fuller figure are chomping on masses of Bust-Up gum.
This rose-favoured gum not only lifts those busts, but, as the story goes, when chewed up to four times a day, will reduce stress, combat ageing and make your breath smell better.
It sounds just terrific. But, sadly, its not yet available in Blighty.
However, women here can perform a similar trick with the aid of a massive back of bubble gum, no little puff and a roomy, non-stick bra…
Paul Sorene is the Anorak’
Posted: 18th, March 2005 | In: Uncategorized Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
