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by | 30th, March 2005

‘WHEN Charlotte Church was 16, she turned her back on the cameras and invited the world to appraise her rump.

Her lungs are her fortune

It was round and pert enough to earn her the title of Rear of the Year, and so propel her towards superstar status.

Now she’s matured, we are being asked to consider her front. And to make matters simpler, you can check out a topless mobile phone photo of her.

In “MY TOPLESS PIC HELL”, we read on the Star’s cover that Charlotte sent the photo to her new boyfriend “Gavin Heston” – “but someone got hold of her mobile and it has now been pinged to scores of people.”

Rightly, this is the paper’s big story of the day. And what’s more, it’s nothing short of an “EXLCLUSIVE”. Indeed, while the Sun has the same story, it still believes Church to be dating one Gavin Henson, the tanned star of Welsh rugby.

While hacks at the Star keep their shot of this Heston character under wraps for another slow news day, the Sun says that it has seen the topless photo – but agreed to “spare her blushes.”

At least in the honourable Sun, disappointed readers can roll their eyes to the story’s right and see what topless stunnas Jak and Danni flash to Gavin Heston, Gavin Henson and just about anyone else that cares to look…’

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