The Ex Men
‘IS it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a mentally stunted fantasist in a cape?
Where’s a batcopter when you need one |
No, its Jason Hatch, the man who took Fathers 4 Justice up the walls of Buckingham Palace, and was brought down again by a man dressed as a policeman.
Well, hes back. And hes in the Times. But hes not dressed as The Joker or sitting atop the Millennium Wheel in full Wonder Woman garb. In fact, we cant see him at all.
The thing is that hatch has been expelled from the group he helped bring to prominence over accusations that he and his Robin, David Pyke, conned a pensioner out of £500.
Both crime fighters protest their innocence. And demand that Commissioner Gordon get on the case right away.
And thats not all. The paper says that Fathers 4 Justice is split by infighting (our moneys on Spider Man), and just last week, Hatch and Pyke say 40 members of the group met in a secret underground cave in Bromsgrove to discuss the role of Matt OConnor, the groups head.
A vote was called, and, according to the pair, a motion of no confidence in OConnor was duly carried.
Then everyone went to bed in their bob the Builder pyjamas…’
Posted: 8th, June 2005 | In: Uncategorized Comment | TrackBack | Permalink