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by | 23rd, June 2005

‘EAT your contact book out Max Clifford and know that the greatest celebrity fixer of them all is the ampersand.

Bodice by Ampersand

From Cannon & Ball to Cagney & Lacey and Hale & Pace, the ampersand has been getting couples together for years. But this week is special.

This week is Ampersand Week, and to mark it OK! has used it like a rock star uses a groupie.

See “Kerry & Dave”. Feast your eyes upon “Abi & Lee”. Sit back in amazement as “Paul & Isabella” tell all. Wow indeed as “Me and Pete” tell the world about their amazing new baby – Me & Pete & Junior.

The only things that seemingly can’t be joined by an ampersand are Kerry Katona’s new breasts which seem to have had a falling out with one another.

But where there’s life, there’s hope, and with no little skill, and a magic marker, we’ve managed to tether the two rogue elements on Kerry’s pneumatic chest with – you’ve guessed it – an ampersand.

Is there nothing this magic figure cannot do..?’

Posted: 23rd, June 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink