Warren Muffs It
‘SHELLYS descent into madness continues as she now decides that the answer to all her problems is plastic surgery. Unfortunately shes not planning on having 13 stone of useless fat removed by leaving Charlie but is seriously considering bodily mutilation as an answer to her problems.
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Even Charlies surprised by just how far shes prepared to go to please him, although not as far as sleeping with him which at least goes to show that she may be mentally ill but at least shes not that mad.
In his frustration, Charlie turned to Jasons girlfriend and Rovers barmaid Violet for some understanding. The pair ended up rolling around on the Rovers bonk-quettes in an after-hours drinking session. But just as Charlie was about to show her his pile driver, she came to her senses. Yer just like that stupid slag upstairs, growled Charlie as Violet made a hasty exit. After being rejected by two women in a week, theres no telling what Charlie will do try it on with Cilla possibly.
Danny Baldwin is another man playing with fire. Not content with being married to the sexiest woman in Weatherfield, hes now having an affair with his sons girlfriend, Leanne. While poor Frankie tries to comfort her step-son Jamie over the fact that his real mum is a hopeless alcoholic, Leanne and Danny are jumping into bed together at every chance they get: no wonder Danny works in womens underwear.
Leannes mum Janice is getting suspicious, though: Have you got another fella? she leered at Leanne, with a mouthful of chips. Jamie has asked Leanne to move in with him but she turned him down, worried that it would mean she wouldnt be able to carry on seeing his father. Some things are a little too close to home, even for our Leanne.
Jamies younger brother Warren is also having woman trouble. On hearing the news that Warren had been sacked by Weatherfield County, Candice decided to give him a red card too. Yer doin nothing for my career, Warren yer just dragging me down, Candice told him in front of a packed Rovers. Candice is going to regret her actions though when Warren gets signed to a Spanish side. Admittedly, its a Third Division side whos chairman only signed him because his middle-aged wife Julia has taken a shine to him, but thats still a considerable step up from working in the back street hairdressers where Candice is languishing.
Elsewhere in the The Street, everyones favourite mental mummy, Tracy Barlow, is back and determined to get revenge on Steve McDonald. Shes bullied Roy into agreeing to testify that hes the father of Amy and is planning on taking a court order out against Steve to stop him from harassing her.
If I have to stand up in court an testify that Im a slag who dont know who the dad of my kid is, then Ill do it, she told a worried Steve worried because he knows as well as anyone that theres not a court in the land that would rule against the fact that Tracys a complete slapper ’
Posted: 15th, July 2005 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
