William The Threesome

‘PRINCE William is his father’s son. And today we read that like dad there are two women in the young man’s life.

In thirty years let’s be laughing about this together

The Mail announces on its front page that William is in the wilderness with “Kate AND Jecca”.

Sounds great, says you. But what is a Jecca? Make that who is a Jecca? Jecca is no thing, no toy to pick up and cast aside at will, but a woman made of flesh and blood.

She’s Jecca Craig, the 23-year-old prince’s former girlfriend who has joined Wills and current squeeze Kate Middleton in Kenya for a “romantic interlude” on a Kenyan wildlife conservancy run by Craig’s parents, Ian and Jane.

What’s more, the Mail says that as the sun set on the plains, the holidaymakers were joined by other “friends”.

Could it be that our Wills has inherited the very worst of his mother and father’s baser human urges? Is he succeeding in matters of the flesh where Jude Law failed?

We suspect not. And take some comfort in the Sun’s news that Wills and Jecca share a “bother-sister relationship”.

And not a bed…’

Posted: 19th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink