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by | 26th, October 2005

‘LAST night’s contest to see which telly actress could show the most leg in a leading role and the best supporting cleavage in soap attracts the attention of the Mirror’s dire 3am Girls.


The three witches were somewhere near London’s Royal Albert Hall to see the top telly totty teetering up for the National TV Awards.

The Mirror’s Girls spot Jordan dressed head-to-toe in black, albeit with an acre of orange chest visible. And GMTV’s Kate Garraway and Corrie’s Shobna Gulati giving it their best teeth ‘n’ tits grins for the snappers.

There’s more of the same in the Sun, although Jordan has mutated from the Mirror’s “black tragic” to “stunning”.

But at least the papers can agree on who won what. The Mail produces a neat section with scrolled edges entitled “THE WINNERS”, and says that Doctor who has won the award for most popular drama.

Other winners are: Billie Piper (most popular actress); Big Brother (most popular reality TV show); EastEnders (most popular drama serial); the Paul O’Grady show (most popular daytime TV programme; and the most popular “expert” on TV is Sharon Osbourne.

But the real winners are to be found in the Sun, where the likes of Emmerdale stunner Lucy Pargeter is in a dress slashed up the thigh and EastEnders actress Lacey Turner is in a “revealing” green frock.

Both women surely have big futures in TV – although not as big as Jordan, for obvious reasons…’

Posted: 26th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink