The Kate Escape
‘IS it illegal to possess crack cocaine? asks the Government in its new Britishness test, as the Express reports. True or false?
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Kate and Pete in happier times |
The answer is false. Thats easy for an upstanding citizen like you to get right. But not everyone will be so sure. Models and drug smugglers could get it wrong.
Might it be that the South American villains captured with so much cocaine in Caribbean waters on the HIGH SEAS are ignorant of British law? The Suns front-page news (OUR BOYS AMAZING SWOOP NAVY IN £200M COKE BUST) reinforces what we know, but probably comes as a shock to the captured cocaine traders.
And then theres Kate Moss. The Sun says cocaine Kate is fleeing her home in London – to escape her old druggie haunts as she fights to stay off cocaine.
Kates leaving St Johns Wood, that sink of vice, boutiques and mums in 4x4s, and moving to a farmhouse in the Cotswolds.
And her posse is not invited. The Sun says Kates hired two former SAS minders to keep drugs dealers and the likes of Peter Doherty away.
As a source explains: She was involved with some nasty, seedy characters. Now shes fighting to keep custody of her daughter, she cant risk being associated with those people.
She wants to be a good citizen. She wants to pass the test…’
Posted: 1st, November 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
