Gigi String
‘WHEN Kerry Katona announced via the front page of OK! magazine WELL HAVE A BIG WHITE WEDDING, the printers forgot to add the addendum: EACH.
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The back of Kerry |
The showbiz world moves at such a rapid pace that while OK! is inviting us to gaze upon the holiday engagement pictures of Kerry and the love of her life, the News of The World is telling us how fiancé Dave Cunningham has dumped her.
The whole thing reminds us of that song from Gigi, the one where the old romantic remembers it well.
Dave is more Morris Minor than Maurice Chevalier, but Kerry could do a passable Hermione Gingold, if you squint and shove your fingers in your ears.
So heres Kerry in OK!, cuddling Dave under the lovely Spanish sun and talking about weddings and how her daughters, Molly and Lilly Sue see Dave as part of the family (They call him Uncle Daddy).
And heres Dave in NOTW: We HAVE split up and it was ME who ended it. Things havent been great. It wasnt over what happened in Spain we patched things up after that. We had a laugh over it. Now I dont know what’s happening – I dont know if well get back together.’
Ah yes, I remember it well.
Kerry in OK!: Im happy with who I am and so is Dave.
A source close to Dave: They havent been getting on for a while because Dave hates all Kerrys partying and wants a normal lifestyle.
Ah yes, I remember it well.
Kerry: I drink a lot, lot less these days but I still have the odd one. I had one glass of sangria on the beach today, and that was the first drink Ive had on this holiday.
A source close to Dave, speaking of Kerry, who earlier in the year spent six weeks in alcohol rehab at the Cottonwood clinic in Arizona: But after a few weeks she was back to her normal self getting drunk and having a good time. When Dave told her, Youve got to stop caning it! she just ignored him and carried on going on benders. And whenever she gets drunk she goes completely bonkers.’
Ah yes, I remember it well ’
Posted: 7th, November 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
