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The Celebrity Cannon

by | 14th, November 2005

‘THE small clearing in the Blue Peter garden is ready. And the Mail can announce that this year’s edition of TV’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! is ready to go.

‘Are bugs fattening?’

But who will be on the show? The Mail thinks it knows and introduces some of this year’s celebs prepared to eat bugs for their craft.

Jenny Frost is in. She’s the uber-thin former member of Atomic Kitten. And there’s Carol Thatcher doing for the family honour what her mother once did for the British coal industry.

Others keen to sleep beneath the stars and be mocked by Ant and Dec are: DJ Sara Cox (a woman who talks as if her mouth is already stuffed with beetles), Emmerdale actress Sheree Murphy, Food and Drink presenter Jenny Goolden, former Blue singer Antony Costa, Tommy Cannon, Sid Owen and Jimmy Osmond.

And we imagine which pair will be the new Jordan and Peter Andre – the newlyweds who met on the show.

Will Sid Owen show La Frost his acorn? Or what about Jimmy Osmond and Thatcher sharing a hammock?

We can only wonder. And wonder still more what would occur if the entire mob was left in the jungle for the next ten years as part of some social experiment.

And wonder if any of us would notice that they’d gone..?’

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