Motor Mouth
‘WHAT do you get the person in your life who already has a Billy the Bass singing fish, a novelty tie and a David Brent ringtone?
To be used by those with no sense of humour |
A sense of humour? For sure. But as those socks that play the first three bars of Im Too Sexy show, you cant buy one of those.
But you could buy a stars in your cars Sat Nav system? As the Star reports, Showbiz Sat Nav features celebrity voices giving you directions.
So far only the voice of Homer Simpson is on the system, which aims to put the fun back into motoring.
Homer screams Doh as you makes a wrong turn. Bart helps out by telling you Dont have a cow man as you count down the remaining minutes of your miserable life in a traffic jam.
And thats not all. As an insider tells the Star: Even if youre a fan of the posh voices you get on regular devices, ours could still be for you because the Queen could come to your assistance.
And do not doubt that she would. After all, you two are kindred spirits shes got a Billy Bass, too…’
Posted: 23rd, November 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink