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Christmas Davy

by | 28th, November 2005

‘ARE you going with Lord Chinless Wonder to the Queen’s Christmas do at Sandringham?

No Christmas cracker for Harry

You are! Good show. See you there. We look forward to talking politics somewhere to the right of the fish knife, and watching Her Majesty’s postprandial speech to the masses in the flesh, delivered as ever stark naked from the waist down for her guests amusement.

But not everyone will be happy. The Sun says that while Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton has been invited, Prince Harry’s lover has not.

This, as the paper says, is a “snub” to Chelsy Davy. The blonde has been “ignored.”

Although, as the paper says, Chelsy has been accepted by Prince Charles, sharing a “hello” kiss with her lover’s dad, she has yet to meet granny. But young Kate is believed to have met Her Majesty “several times.”

But at least Harry will be getting together with Chelsy when the couple spend New Year together on Bazaruto, an island off the Mozambique cost.

There, Harry will be able to show Chelsy what she missed at the royals’ Christmas knees up, such as those rousing games of pin the tail on the Eddie, how there was no crown inside Charles’s cracker and those endless charades…’

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