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Peter Out

by | 30th, November 2005

‘FORGET births, marriages and death, the showbiz world is interested in only one society column: splits.

Holding her tongue

Today’s first announcement concerns Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. The Sun says that Moss has promised to never see Doherty again.

Earlier, we had reported that Doherty had followed in Moss’s kitten heels and signed up for a four-week stint in Arizona’s The Meadows clinic.

But after just a week of cold turkey, Doherty stuffed it and flew back home. And so long as Pete is not off drugs, a clean Moss will not see him.

But that is not all. In announcement No. 2, the Sun says that after nanoseconds of speculation and intrigue, Kerry Katona and Dave Cunningham have split – for good.

Dave has packed his things into a bag and left Kerry’s Warrington home. Kerry’s mate says she’s devastated.

Dave tells a friend: “When we’re together all we seem to do is argue.”

Max Clifford, Kerry’s agent, says: “But the good news is Kerry has passed her driving test today and she’s thrilled.”

Which is good news to us, and the West Mercia police force…’



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