Number’s Up For The Beast
‘IF Anne Robinson does ever venture into Wales, the locals could do worse then direct her to the village of Baglan, near Swansea.
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As the Mail reports, the hunt is on for a mysterious beast that has already savaged sheep and a goat, and may just go for a small TV presenter.
And it does exist. The local police have performed DNA tests on hairs fond in a plaster cast of the creatures footprint.
And Superintendent Chris Flier can now confirm that the beast is nothing less than a puma.
Flier wants his men to capture it and take it to a big cat sanctuary.
But how do you capture such a thing? A trap needs to be set. Bring in the bait. Robinsons the weakest link in the plan, but if the cat is hungry enough, it might just work…’
Posted: 2nd, December 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
