How To Die In The Mail
‘WARNING: READING THE DAILY MAIL MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH.
Monday
Heavy smokers could be denied NHS treatment
50 babies a year are alive after abortion – So says a report by the Confidential Enquiry into Child Health.
Tuesday
The cannabis dependency service (how an expert in schizophrenia describes his job) –
Professor Peter Jones, of Cambridges Cameo Centre of newly-diagnosed mental illnesses, says 80 per cent of those suffering from first episode psychiatric disorders are either heavy users or dependent on cannabis
One in 10 toddlers plagued by psychiatric problems – Researcher Dr Adrian Angold finds the results of his study into the mental wellbeing of 300 children aged between two and five scary.
The Mail went undercover in a pub to discover the truth about Britain; new drink laws. We found a cynical drive for bar profits – and to hell with the consequences – Reporter Andre Thompson uncovers the cynical role the drinks industry plays in the modern plague of binge drinking
Tears of father whose wife died six days after she gave birth – Inquest hears how Jessica Palmer developed blood poisoning from an infection which was not spotted by her carers
Wednesday
Smaller children have lower intelligence – Researchers from Bristol University find that children with lower levels of the IGF-1 growth hormone are less intelligent than taller classmates
Drug claimants denied justice – Hundreds of Britons who claim the drug Vioxx brought on strokes and heart attacks are refused legal aid
Ministers smoking ban will cost 200 lives – Department of health research says failure to introduce a total ban on smoking in pubs means 200 smoking-related deaths a year
Thursday
Disphosphorate and fries Revealed, the chemical cocktail of ingredients the fast food firms dont declare on their menus
THE 007 SYNDROME Theyre ashamed of monogamy and think its normal to want sex with every woman they meet. Why controversial sex expert Shere Hite thinks mens lives are being ruined by a James Bond attitude to love
Friday
As the Gulf Stream that warms our shores falters IS BRITAIN ON THE BRINK OF A NEW ICE AGE the British go the same way as the woolly mammoth
NHS faces huge cuts to pay for £620m loss – patients face huge cutbacks to health service after the Government revealed the NHS could plunge into the red this year
Death-crash risk doubles for drivers on cannabis
The dieters destined for failure a persons hormones dictates whether they will diet successfully or not’
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