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Tripping The Light Chav-tastic

by | 14th, December 2005

‘HAS she not shopping bags. Has she not Croxteth chic. Has she not Wayne.

Only 10 shopping days left

We talk, of course, of Coleen McLoughlin, professional girlfriend to England footballer Wayne Rooney and credit card enthusiast extraordinaire.

Today the Sun says that Coleen has taken a break from buying chavtastic clothes to shop instead for Christmas lights. As the story goes, Coleen plans to bedeck the mansion she and Wayne move into at the weekend with £50,000 worth of Christmas lights.

As a source tells the paper: “The lights will be out of this world – like a mini Blackpool. They’re having all the family round for the switch-on.”

It promises to be a wonderful do and a sight to behold. Now if Wayne could just hold still while Coleen sticks some antlers on his head…’

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