Tripping The Light Chav-tastic
‘HAS she not shopping bags. Has she not Croxteth chic. Has she not Wayne.
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Only 10 shopping days left |
We talk, of course, of Coleen McLoughlin, professional girlfriend to England footballer Wayne Rooney and credit card enthusiast extraordinaire.
Today the Sun says that Coleen has taken a break from buying chavtastic clothes to shop instead for Christmas lights. As the story goes, Coleen plans to bedeck the mansion she and Wayne move into at the weekend with £50,000 worth of Christmas lights.
As a source tells the paper: The lights will be out of this world like a mini Blackpool. Theyre having all the family round for the switch-on.
It promises to be a wonderful do and a sight to behold. Now if Wayne could just hold still while Coleen sticks some antlers on his head…’
Posted: 14th, December 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
