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A Forest Of Talent

by | 6th, February 2006

‘HOLLYOAKS. For those of you not familiar with this TV soap opera, it’s like Grange Hill with STDs. And it’s staffed by a forest of young actors who could double as trees, tables and all manner of wooden goods.

‘Itch? What kind of an itch?’

Indeed, when we first spot two of the Hollyoaks cast taking food at “one of Liverpool’s favourite celebrity haunts”, we imagine OK! falling into the elephant trap of addressing its first question to a pair of rosewood barstools.

It’s only when Stuart Manning and Sarah Dunn begin moving that seasoned campaigners like we and OK! manage to differentiate between them and the furniture.

Although the hostess trolley does have wheels…’

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