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‘WARNING: READING THE DAILY MAIL MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH.
A selection of things that will kill you and yours from last weeks paper of doom…
MONDAY
Cannabis might turn you into a homosexual rock star George Michael arrested on suspicion of possessing Class C drugs
TUESDAY
BACK ON THE MOVE Doctors warned Lynn she faced arthritis at 30. The cure? They would replace her worn-out knee joint using cartilage taken from a corpse Lynn Scott tells us about her operation
SLEEPING SICKNESS Everyone complains about it. But feeling tired all the time isnt just a symptom of modern life…you could have a real illness
Ban the French chicks. Experts call for a block on poultry imports to protect Britain from bird flu virus The foie gras is off, mes amis
WEDNESDAY
Does using deodorants raise breast cancer risk? Molecular biologist Dr Phillipa Darbre thinks there might be a link
Fear for pets as bird flu kills a domestic cat Berlin scientist Michael Schmidt says best not to take your cat to bed with you
Potter can lead to the Devil Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vaticans chief exorcist, says: You start off with Harry Potter, who comes across as a likable wizard, but you end up with the Devil Priest ruins the Potter finale
‘Arthritis pain killer could double the risk of heart attack Doubts over Celecoxib, which became the top painkiller for arthritis sufferers after Vioxx was withdrawn from the market over safety fears
Danger dance drug that may soon sweep the UK Methamphetamine is the new thing (again)
THURSDAY
Butterfly population falls 30pc in a decade Climate change and new housing blamed. Butterfly flu ruled out for now
Alive and kicking, no thanks to doctors Reader Shirley Cadwell remembers when her mum fell ill and ended up in hospital. Mother and daughter survived the ordeal
Cats dumped by Germans in panic over bird flu death Cats get the boot after a moggy infected with bird flu dies on a German island
Soft drink cancer link Benzene a chemical linked to leukaemia – has been found in a number of products
THE WRINKLIEST LINK Her facelift made her the envy of countless middle-aged women. Two years on, age appears to have caught up with Anne Robinson. This former editor of Cosmopolitan [Marcelle DArgy Smith] says radical cosmetic surgery is always futile
FRIDAY
10PC of breast cancer treatment is needless – So say researchers at Malmo University’
Posted: 6th, March 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
