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Poles Apart

by | 21st, March 2006

‘SKIS slung over shoulder. Body covered in black. Face concealed behind a massive pair of dark glasses. Is it..?

‘How am I meant to walk in these?’

No. It isn’t. This one’s actually pictured using the skis to ski on. It can’t be Victoria Beckham. Which means it must be that other black-clad designer skier. It must be Jade Goody.

Admittedly, it is not overly simple to confuse the ski pole-shaped Posh with ski lift-sized Goody, but both are in black and such are the slimming properties of snow…

Whatever. The thing it that OK!’s shots are of La Goody, and we get to see “everyone’s favourite Essex girl” (does Chantelle know?) falling all over the French Alps like a loose kebab.

And smiling and having fun. Which means that there is no way it can be Posh – no way at all…’

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