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Straighten It Like Beckham

by | 3rd, April 2006

‘SO much for bend it like Beckham. The Mail says David Beckham has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and can only do things in straight lines.

David and that magazine rack

As he says: “I have this obsessive compulsive disorder where I have to have everything in a straight line or everything in pairs.”

He counts clothes. He puts magazines in straight lines and symmetrical patterns. His tattoos are all part of his addiction to pain.

And wife Vicky can confirm the diagnosis. “Everything has to match in the house,” says she. “If there are three cans of [insert sponsor’s name here], he’d throw one way because it’s uneven.”

At which point we would like to point out that Dave has one wife and three children. And remind him that although we sympathise with his condition, getting rid of one of the nippers would be cruel.

Although slipping Posh between a couple of magazines on the shelf would be forgivable…’

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