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For Mankind

by | 6th, April 2006

‘WE who looked up in adoration as David Hasselhoff crushed the Berlin Wall under his flip flops cannot believe it. Did he really break his wife’s nose as well as well as German communism?

‘I do love you David but the people need you and love you more’

Pamela Hasselhoff, for it is she, says in court papers that the hero of the Western world pushed her into a car. As she says: “David grabbed me and pushed me hard into a car…he has also broken my nose.”

And that is not all. David once called her a “drug addict” in front of her children, Taylor Ann and Hayley.

To complete the picture, Pamela goes on the record as saying that David has “threatened to break through security” at the Encino, California, family residence she has taken control of.

It is alleged that he vowed to “drive his car through the house, beat the door down, or go into the house and take all of my jewellery and sell it.”

If any one can ride a car through a house it is David. And, waves permitting, we imagine he could perform the same daring stunt in a rescue boat.

But what can we believe? Can we believe any of it? We who have witnessed Dave’s majesty and his power to change worlds wonder if Pamela is selflessly painting a picture of dysfunction to give her Dave the freedom he needs to do yet more wondrous deeds?

Behind every great man is a great woman. And so it is that Pamela has requested that Dave stay 100 yards away from her.

Unencumbered as he goes among the people…’

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