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Guard Of Dishonour

by | 12th, April 2006

‘SLAP your warpaint on and get ready for the bash of the season. Yes, folks, as the Mail says, tonight is the ball to mark Prince Harry’s graduation from Sandhurst college.

Chelsy and Harry

To get readers in the mood for the big do, the paper has a few shots of the young grilled-haired prince out on Army manoeuvres in Cyprus. Even beneath the face paint muddied uniform you can tell it’s him. It’s the regal air, the steely look in his eyes and the way it says “WALES” on his helmet.

Harry looks tough and ready to disembowel any man who dares cross his path.

As such, you might suppose he would offer ample protection for his lover Chelsy Davy, who has arrived on these shores for said party.

But just to be on the safe side, when the blonde heiress touched down at Heathrow from Cape Town, she was met not by Harry but by five armed police officers.

The Mirror calls this “CRAZY” and invites a couple of Labour MPs to shake their heads and disapprove. “This is over the top,” says “angry” Labour MP Lynne Jones. “I thought a statesman was visiting,” says Allan Simpson MP, with what may or may not be sarcasm.

Of course, there is a chance the cops were there not to protect Chelsy but to keep her from attacking her man. It’s only been a few days since Harry was caught at a lap-dancing club, and, as the Star says, Chelsy is “furious” with him.

Just to be on the safe side, it might be wise for Harry to keep his camouflage gear on. And his weapon to hand…’

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