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The Break Up

by | 28th, April 2006

‘WHEN you open the Enquirer you half expect to hear the strains of Joe Jackson’s hit song Is She Really Going Out With Him?.

‘Can we stay like this for the credits?’

From Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez to Jessica Simpson and Lachey, we wonder if what we are reading is true. Is she really going out with him?

And so it is that we read that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn’s year-long romance is at an end. They have agreed to stay together until their film – get his – The Break Up is released to a bargain bucket near you.

“Jen loves Vince dearly,” a source tells the Enquirer. “But she’s decided now is not the time to settle down with anyone.”

We hear that the separation “broke her heart”. Dumping Vince was really hard for her. Even if they had so many differences.

Jen is clean; Vince’s place in Chicago looks like student digs. Jen works out; Vince does not. Jen is interested in Eastern philosophies; Vince thinks yoga is what toothless old people eat.

And what is more, Vince is jealous. A source says that he is even hurt when Jen spends time with her gay best friend.

Of course this could all be hokum. As Joe Jackson put it: “There’s something going wrong around here…”’

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