Karted Off

‘FORGET for a moment Wayne Rooney’s foot and know that Myleene Klass has twisted an ankle.

And so it is that another Englander is unable to lead the line in this summer’s World Cup.

The former Hear’Say singer and CD:UK host is “shaken up”. Myleene has been go-karting for charity and has taken what her agent calls “quite a knock”.

This becomes “MYLEENE GO-KART HORROR SMASH” on the Star’s front page. “Star in 999 dash to hospital.”

Over two pages inside the paper, we learn more. “I was absolutely terrified,” says Myleene, now able to speak. “My whole life flashed before my eyes.”

We are not sure if this is bad or not – Myleene is a presenter/entertainer by trade and may well have enjoyed this impromptu show reel.

Happily, however, there will be more to come from Myleene, who is on the mend.

Her career will, we are certain, continue to go from strength to strength – although, we will not now see her wear the No. 8 shirt for England in Germany.

The hunt for Rooney’s replacement continues…’

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink