Anorak News | Hallelujah!


by | 29th, May 2006

For those of you who can’t be there, pictures of the event are to be handled by the San bushmen, who plan a series of exclusive rock paintings.

Silence reigns. And then a noise. Is that the shrill sing-song of the native African Hoopoe bird? No, it’s Brad Pitt telephoning his former wife, Jennifer Aniston.

He wants her for his leading lady. Brad is producing a movie and Jen is just perfect for the part.

Problem is that, as a source tells the Enquirer, Brad’s current flame, professional child adopter Angelina Jolie, knows what can happen when two people work on a film project.

Angelina met Brad on the set of Mrs & Mrs Smith. As a source says: “In her delicate and vulnerable state, Angelina is having nightmares about the two exes finding love again.”

The source says Angelina is “livid”. So angry is Angelina that she is said to have thrown a phone across the room at her man.

Or so the jungle drums tell us…

Hallelujah! Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has arrived!

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