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Imogen Scores…Again

by | 8th, June 2006

“BB BABE’S WORLD CUP SEX HAT-TRICK,” announces the Star’s front page. “Imogen’s secret romps with England ace (and Portugal and Trinidad & Tobago!).”

We will explore which England player Imogen has scored with in a moment, once we have investigated the second part of the Star’s teaser. Are we to believe that Imogen has bedded the entire sexually active population of Portugal?

A look at the CIA’s World Fact Book says that an estimated 10,605,870 people live in that sun-kissed land. Taking into consideration only those over the age of consent, does Imogen count her Portuguese conquests in millions?

And what of Trinidad & Tobago? The same resource tells us that the islands are home to1,065,842 inhabitants. Though not in Portugal’s league, this is still a considerable number.

While we look at Imogen in dumbstruck awe – and wonder if Sezer was stage one of her assault on Turkey – inside the paper we read more.

And we discover the apparent truth: Imogen has not slept with millions of people. She has merely had flings with Portugal footballer Cristiano Ronaldo and Dwight Yorke, the Trinidad & Tobago footballer and father to glamour mo-del Jordan’s son Harvey,

And now to that England star. Imogen has dated…Sol Campbell. A friend of Imogen’s tells the paper that the England defender and the former Miss Wales enjoyed “dates” at Sol’s house.

Sadly, things were not meant to be and they are no longer seeing each other.

But the good news is that this something of a hat-trick for Imogen, who has scored three times and is, as tradition dictates, allowed to keep the match ball…



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