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Me & My Nans

by | 11th, June 2006

“I HAD boobs like my nan!”

That’s what Jade Goody is telling OK!, and we are unable to agree or disagree.

What with this being the girl who famously compared her breasts to “kebabs”, we fear that the nan in question is a soft Indian bread most often served with a Vindaloo curry and several pints of lager.

If so, then Jade’s breasts may well be like her nan – warm, doughy to the touch and ideally served with mango chutney and a strong lime pickle.

But Jade is, or course, talking about her breasts, the big ones she had stuck on her chest a while back. Now she wants them deflated.

Jade says she’s not a glamour model, so has no use for gargantuan breasts – although if Kerry Katona should ever surrender her gig as Iceland’s walking chest freezer, a reduced Jade could miss out…

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