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Jack Him In

by | 12th, June 2006

FOR those of you unable to make it to Baden Baden to party with the England footballers’ wives and girlfriends last Saturday, there was always Jade’s 25th birthday party.

The Sun was at this do, a tarts and vicars-themed party at Tantra in London’s Soho.

And it was not a little unlike the England shindig as Jade, dressed in a skimpy black negligee, showed lots of tanned flesh. She even climbed onto a table for a dance. And showed everyone her knickers. (Eat yer heart out, Victoria Beckham.)

But it was not all fun and happiness. The Star notes that Jade’s 18-year-old lover Jack Tweedy flouted the dress code and turned up dressed in a dark suit.

Back in the Sun, we hear Jade and a pal gossiping about moody Jack. “You know what I think,” says Jade’s mate, “I wouldn’t **** on him if he was on fire. He’s a total loser and the sooner you realise that for yourself the better.”

The paper says this is an example of Jade being “consoled”. In which case we urge this unnamed pal to go into the therapy game where she will be nothing less than a sensation.

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