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Tanning Policy

by | 13th, June 2006

WHAT little of your tax is left from the prize fund at the annual Civil Service Naked Breakdancing Competition is at least being put to good use.

The Sun says for the past six weeks we have been paying for Tracey Temple, otherwise known as John Prescott’s ex-mistress, to get a suntan.

And judging by the results published in this morning’s paper, this is one Government initiative that has delivered results.

The paper says the 43-year-old, who is currently on “gardening leave”, was seen sporting a deep tan outside her home in Hampshire.

Playing strip croquet with a fat little man in his Y-fronts…

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