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Pair Of Snoozie’s, Guv’nor

by | 18th, June 2006

“There was always a shock when she go her t**** out,” says a regular of London’s Nag’s Head pub in the Sun, “one was much higher than the other. She told everyone she was trying to raise cash to get them fixed.”

To those of you not in the know, before the EastEnd of London became gentrified and covered in coffee chops and organic cycle surgeries, it boasted a collection of “pound in a pint glass” boozers. Some still exist, but you have to search for them (so is told)

These pubs were lively places, made ever more vibrant by the arrival of the lunchtime special – the stripper.

One such stripper was Big Brother’s Snoozie, and it was her breasts that caused the locals to splutter into their crème de menthes.

But after collecting her glasses, Snoozie retuned to the pub three years alter and, as our man on a barstool says, “re-appeared with them sorted out.”

We are no experts in cosmetic surgery, but we’d wager that having seen Snoozie’s attachments, few women are walking into the officers of Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s consulting rooms and ordering a pair of Snoozies.

Posted: 18th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink