Causing A Stink

WE have not yet taken a whiff of Jade Goody’s new perfume.

But we read with interest that if Eau de Kebab is not your bag then the perfume doubles up as a personal security spray, a kind of mace with a chilli sauce motif.

The Mirror says that while out promoting her odour at London’s “plush” Embassy club, Jade found cause to spray her lover Jack Tweedy in the face with her trademark concoction.

The paper says that Jack was upset by Jade’s antics, which included: doing handstands; turning cartwheels; pole dancing; and making eyes at Big Brother reject Sezer.

A pal of the would-be Olga Korbut says Jade was even doing the wheel barrow with her mate to impress Sezer, with whom she is said to have flirted.

Upset by that, Jack took the matter in hand and in an effort to attract attention away from Sezer and into himself began moonwalking across the dance floor.
Amazingly, that failed to get the girl. And after Jade and Sezer has danced together (a reworking of the John Travolta and Uma Thurman dance from the movie Pulp Fiction), Jack barged into Sezer.

Things were said. Perfume was sprayed. Dogs picked up the scent and grew hungry…

Posted: 21st, June 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink