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by | 25th, June 2006

FAMOUS meetings in history Part 4: Jennifer Aniston encounters Angelina Jolie in a dark alley.

After Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens, Stanley and Dr Livingstone, and King Kong and Godzilla, we now bring you Aniston and Jolie.

The Enquire says that before she can get her fabulous life back on track, Jennifer Aniston needs to meet her nemesis. She needs to meet Angelina Jolie.

As a source says: “Jen really wants to ask Angelina what sort of message she’s giving her children by running off with another woman’s husband. What kind of role model is she?”

And Jen wants Angelina to admit that she wronged her. “Jen feels that once she’s gotten all that,” says the source, “she’ll be finally able to close this chapter on her life.”

Only then will she be able to move on and marry Vince Vaughan. (When the actor ran into Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow in California, Vince was pressured into saying: “Alright already, I’m in! I’ll marry her!”)

The only problem is getting Angelina to agree to the meeting. And then agreeing on where they should meet. On Oprah Winfrey’s sofa would be ideal. Or what about on stage with Jerry Springer?

Or, better yet, they could meet in a remote part of Namibia. In a boxing ring covered in wet mud…

Posted: 25th, June 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink