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Tweedy Not Needy

by | 5th, July 2006

CHERYL Tweedy, Victoria Beckham’s mini me, is on the offensive. As the Sun’s front-page headline says, this is the “WAGS AT WAR”.

Cheryl, who is famous for having finished in the top five of a TV singing contest, being found guilty of assaulting a nightclub worker and dating England footballer Ashley Cole, says “everyone’s so flash”.

“It’s like, ‘Who’s got the best watch on, who’s got the best bag, which wife is dressed the best, which wife’s got the best hair’?”

But Cheryl is not like that. No, she is not. “I’m like, ‘I’ve got my own career’.” And very possibly her own hair and her own watch.

She then criticises the other girls for “living off their man’s money”, overlooking any possibility that in earning £50,000 a week for a kicking ball, the men have cash to burn.

But Cheryl is keen to tell us just how better than the rest of them she truly is. “I’d die of embarrassment if I had to resort to taking boyfriends’ [credit] cards.”

So be prepared to die, Cheryl, as the Sun hears you tell a magazine: “I’ve got my own money, so if my husband’s card is declined I whip out mine.”

Of course, Cheryl is not married, and only dates the wealthy England footballer. And until she gets that gigantic boulder on her finger – her own finger! – she cannot be called a true footballers’ wife…

Posted: 5th, July 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink